I had a discussion about this at work today...

My favs are...

You told Harpo to beat me - Sophia in The color Purple

*in that case...the entire movie

The "baby Jesus grace" scene in Talladaga Nights - Ricky Bobby

You have to set your own mark, and enforce it - Scarface

The entire Coming To America movie

You smoke crack don't ya? - Joe Clark, Lean on Me



What's yours?

You a cagey spook, Bumpy. - Shaft.
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You except me to talk Goldfinger?... No Mr. Bond, I except you to die... James Bond.
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Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.

The Color Purple - "Harpo...who dis woman?"

The Godfather II - "You broke my heart, Fredo."

The Ten Commandments -
Nefertiri - "You think that kiss was a promise of what you will have? No, my pompous one. It was to let you know what you will NOT have. I could never love you."

Rameses - "Does that matter? You SHALL be my wife. You will come to me whenever I call you. And I will enjoy that very much. Whether you enjoy it or not is your own affair.........but I think you will."

Sit yo five dollar ass down before I make change.
Nino Brown, New Jack City

Mama, I smoked the TV
Gator, Jungle Fever

You Can't Handle The Truth!
A few Good Men



Many more but I will stop.

A Few Good Men

Col. Nathan Jessup: "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

Various scenes from Eddie Murphy movies and stand-ups (i.e. Trading Places, Coming to America, The Nutty Professor, Boomerang, Raw, and Delirious).

"You shol is ugly!"

-Shug Avery

What does Marcelus Wallace look like !!!!????-Pulp Fiction

Say what again...I double dare you MF'er !!!!!!

What do you get for $10.00...everything you want-Full Metal Jacket

Never love anything so much that you can't leave it in ten seconds flat when the heat is on...Heat

Might as well lines from music and T.V.-------

Being love sick don't justify doing dumb $hit !!!!!---J.T. Money from the Posion Clan

Eddie Murphy in Trading Places...still one of my favorite movies!!!


Big Dude: When they brought you in here and booked you, you was crying like a pu**y

Big Dude's Partner: YEAH!!!

Billy Ray Valentine: That's cause one of the cops fell and threw tear gas in my face and that's the kinda siht they use on crowds so get off my back.

BD: I mean you talking bout beating up cops, giving them all these bruises, I'on see no bruises on you?

BDP: YEAH!!!!

BRV: That's cause I'm a KARATE MAN!!!! KARATE MAN BRUISE ON THE INSIDE, THEY DON'T SHOW THEIR WEAKNESSES but you wouldn't know that cause you a big Barry White lookin' mu'fu**a!!!!

BRV: Man I wish my bi**hes would hurry up and get here man!!

BD: Yeah, Mr. Big time Pimp, where are your b**ches???

BDP: YEAH

BRV: Didn't I tell them the phone in my limo was busted and I couldn't get to my bi**hes??

Little Dude: Yeah, the phone in the limo is busted, WHAT IS YA IGNORANT!!!!!

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Originally posted by SCSUDog4Life:
Eddie Murphy in Trading Places...still one of my favorite movies!!!


Inmate: When they brought you in here and booked you, you was crying like a pu**y

Inmate's Partner: YEAH!!!

Billy Ray Valentine: That's cause one of the cops fell and threw tear gas in my face and that's the kinda siht they use on crowds so get off my back.

Inmate: I mean you talking bout beating up cops, giving them all these bruises, I'on see no bruises on you?

Inmates Partner: YEAH!!!!

BRV: That's cause I'm a KARATE MAN!!!! KARATE MAN BRUISE ON THE INSIDE, THEY DON'T SHOW THEIR WEAKNESSES but you wouldn't know that cause you a big Barry White lookin' mu'fu**a!!!!

BRV: Man I wish my bi**hes would hurry up and get here man!!

Inmate: Yeah, Mr. Big time Pimp, where are your b**ches???

Inmates Partner: YEAH

BRV: Didn't I tell them the phone in my limo was busted and I couldn't get to my bi**hes??

Little Inmate: Yeah, the phone in the limo is busted, WHAT IS YA IGNORANT!!!!!

You have WAY too much time on your hands!!

Eddie Murphy Beverly Hills Cop: "Hey, man I'm not going to fall for the banana in the tail pipe."

Bull Durham: Kevin Costner: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Major League: Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

Trading Places

Randolph: That man is a product of a poor environment there's absolutely nothing wrong with him

Mortimer: Of course there's something wrong with him, he's a KNEEGROW! Probably been stealing since he could crawl!

I like this one. It summed up things a lot.

“See how changeable women can be, one minute they say they want you, the next someone else. Women only want what they’ve got until something better comes along. ” - Shin : Fist of the North Star.

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Originally posted by SCSUDog4Life:
Trading Places

Randolph: That man is a product of a poor environment there's absolutely nothing wrong with him

Mortimer: Of course there's something wrong with him, he's a KNEEGROW! Probably been stealing since he could crawl!

And the train scene from Trading Places:

Nenge? Nenge Mbuko? It is me, Lionel!

Billy Ray Valentine: Lionel! From the African Education Conference!

Louis Winthorpe III: Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.

Billy Ray Valentine: I remember the pavilion - we had big fun there!

Both: A boo-ga-ly boo-ga-ly boo-ga-ly yah! A boo-ga-ly boo-ga-ly boo-ga-ly ha! A boo-ga-ly boo-ga-ly boo-ga-ly hah!



Billy Ray: Merry New Year!

Beeks: In this country we say Happy New Year.

Billy Ray: Ah ha ha ha. Happy New Year! Thank you for correcting my English, which stinks!

Sal Tessio talking to Tom Hagan in "The Godfather"

TESSIO: "Hey Tom; can you get me off the hook? For old time's sake?"

HAGAN: "I can't do it Sal."
That was some powerful acting right there!

"Now Biff you let her go" George Mcfly Back to the Future

Why you got all dat ketchup on dem fries... Niqqa deez my fries Boys in da Hood

The only thing around here that holds it weight is my got damn truck...

Get your Big butt Back in Da House.... Men in Black

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Originally posted by eezbook22:

Why you got all dat ketchup on dem fries... Niqqa deez my fries Boys in da Hood

I didn't think anyone else thought this random line was funny except me and my best friend


'What are you going to do today, Napoleon?...... Whatever I feel like doing, gosh!!' -Napoleon Dynamite

'Tell me where my super suit is, woman!' - Fro-Zone in The Incredibles

'...and all this done to reduce us humans into one of these (holds up a battery)' -Morpheus from The Matrix

'Oh, time to go!' -Juke joint scene when Miss Sophia is bout to fight Squeaky in The Color Purple

'It's gon' rain on yo' head!' -also from The Color Purple

How much time do you have?

*Getting back to getting my 31 on*

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BigBlueTiger
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Posted April 30, 2008 08:59 AM Hide Post
Sit yo five dollar ass down before I make change.
Nino Brown, New Jack City

Mama, I smoked the TV
Gator, Jungle Fever

You Can't Handle The Truth!
A few Good Men



Many more but I will stop.

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Originally posted by BigBlueTiger:
Mama, I smoked the TV
Gator, Jungle Fever

How did I forget that one?

Some more...

You my boy Blue! Blue, ain't you my boy?! - Old School


Hey Powder, what does ner nutta mean?
It means...NOT A NER NUTTA!
-How High