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All-American |
LMAO @ Oldspot. He finally decided to show his face up in here again, lashing out and trying in vain to shake off the sting of that unfortunate development of last Saturday night. Tsk, tsk! I've been waiting for you to open the door for me! Thanks!
  FLASHBACK TO RALEIGH LAST SUNDAY MORNING: THE REALITY OF IT ALL! . .  Thank you, Oldspot, for taking time off from your other job and volunteering to chauffer me down to Raleigh for my brother’s 99th birthday. That was very brown of you! But you did save on gas money! Anyhow,The birthday party was indeed a blast! But, hey, I want to hear about your exciting adventure at the RBC Center. Did your team finally end its 30-year drought and come away with the MEAC basketball tournament title? Did you have the last laugh at week's end, as you said you would? You're so quiet this morning! Talk to Miss Daisy! . .  N’OM, Miss Daisy. The championship game went down to the wire but my boyz choked, as usual. The 30-year drought continues. . . .  So, in essence you're telling me that, at the end of the day, all that idle schitt that you post on MEACFANS. COM is just that…idle schitt, huh? LOL! You're a bigger joke--no loser-- than I originally thought. . . .  YA’ZUM! I'm 'fraid so, Miss Daisy. . . .  AAIIIEEEY…#@%#! ! Watchout, Oldspot! You’re driving all on the shoulder. Watchout for that 18-wheeler! DAYUM! AND YOU JUST MISSED THE EXIT TO ROUTE 58 EAST! Stop the car. You’re waay too upset to be driving today! YOU'RE A MESS! PULL OVER AT THAT SERVICE STATION NOW! RIGHT NOW! . . .  . . .  You alright back there, Oldspot? There’s some valium in my purse, next to those watercress sandwiches that you like so much! (mumbles under her breath: “What a big bag of wind and loser! Good, stable help is so hard to find these days! So hard!) SUNDAY EVENING: BACK HOME IN VIRGINIA: IDELLA, IDELLA! Where are you? YOU GOTTA hear this! Old bullschitting Sport is so upset over what went down in the RBC Center last night that I, MISS DAISY, ended up DRIVING OLDSPOT back home! IMAGINE THAT!? . . .  Look, Leroy! I gotta run! Miss Daisy just returned home. What? Yeeeess! Play the d@mn number that I said: 6260…boxed! Aiight? Bye!. . .  Now calm down, Miss Daisy, and stop laughing (snicker) at Oldspot. I saw the game on ESPN. But I told you years ago that he is full of schitt as a Christmas turkey...But listen up! You won’t laugh at this: That cheap azz rascal stole four 20 oz. cans of tuna from your pantry to munch on while he was in Raleigh, and he tried to cover up by putting 2oz.cans of pork & beans in their place. . This message has been edited. Last edited by: DrBlackbeard, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  Hampton U...Dreaming no small dreams...and making them real...GO PIRATES! Where there is no vision there is no hope. George Washington Carver |
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LMAO!!!!!!
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 Oh h3ll naw! Miss Daisy ends up doing the driving!!! Idella playing the numbers using and "boxing" the digits from the score! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ OK, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog. But WTF is Goofy?? |
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All-Conference |
Wow...
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All-Conference |
hilarious!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  oleschoolaggie, coming to an hbcu near you... |
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All-Conference |
Dayumm, that was some funny schitt. You did it up nice Doc. Lawd I can't stop laughing. My wife keeps looking at me in this otherwise quiet office of mine, wondering what the hails wrong with me. WOW!
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Assistant Coach |
Miss Daisey, left her entire fortune to me in her will. The joke's on you.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I owe Morgan a debt I can never fully repay. |
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All-American |
 LOL! Don't front! According to Miss Daisy's son, Boolie, it went down like this during your last visit with Miss Daisy in the cafeteria of the On Last Leg Nursing Home. Everybody knows that Boolie wouldn't lie about this. Why would he? Here is Boolie's account: Boolie called to tell you that Miss Daisy was on her last leg. Excited (no, ELATED) to receive this bit of news, you rushed over to see her... . . .  in your vintage machine... before she expired. . . . BOOLIE SAID YOU FAILED TO GRASP THE SCOPE OF THE FOLLOWING BIG PICTURE! . . .  OLDSPOT:--"Uh, ruh..You know, I BEEN REAL GOOD TO YOU over the past 50 years, ain't I, Miss Daisy?" MISS DAISY:--"Nigra, Puh-lease! NOT REALLY! And stop trying to SWEETEN me up with this jacked-up, nasty-azz pie that you threw together at the last minute and trying to feed to me now! I ain't leaving you no-thing! Look! I taught you how to read and that's it! Besides, I'm broke as a church mouse behind all those Cadillacs that you either wrecked or swindled me out of. NOW, GO...and leave me the phuck alone! OK?" Addendum: Boolie said poor Miss Daisy left this earth that same day for her "home in the sky." ^^^ That said, it sho' looks like your account of thangs is terribly OVERDRAWN, OLDSPOT. Before you dash out to update that 1950s Cadillac, you definitely need to check back with Boolie @ 757-999-0000 and get the real skinny! I'm just saying... This message has been edited. Last edited by: DrBlackbeard, |
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Assistant Coach |
CLASSIC SMACK! FTFU! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "True to the Garnet and Blue" |
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Athletic Director |
I am crying from this post._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ DREAMER |
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All-American |
 .................CLEAR!!! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ..When disturbed, a rattler will try and withdraw on most occasions. However, if it feels cornered, the startling, sizzling buzz of its rattle is an unmistakable warning.... |
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Head Coach |
DAYUM, Oldsport; how you gonna recover from this? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _   THIS IS SPARRRRTA!!!!! Do what you GOT TO DO, in order to do what you WANT TO DO.   |
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